Thursday, April 01, 2010


New digs.

What do you think? Be honest. We're in a bubble of honesty here at MYTGOD. You can speak freely and we will all support you. Though it should be noted, since we're being honest and all, that a little mouthwash couldn't hurt.

I mean, I understand you can't normally smell your own breath and you might have just had lunch (hot garbage salad?) but you honestly can't smell that?

Anyhow, thanks for coming and thanks in advance for you honesty. It's a way better layout. The last one had an odd design that left a wide column of empty space on the page and I'd finally had enough. I ordered my woman to take a quick break from the kitchen and find me a new template. While she slaved over the computer I rubbed one out in the shower. Relationship perfection. It IS obtainable. Don't think it can't happen for you. You can't have no in your heart.

So she finds some decent layouts and asks me to take a quick look and pick my favorite. One by one we scroll through the tabs and after I've taken a peek at each I render my decision.

Number 7.

"Seriously," she says, "the most boring one of the bunch?"

Now, I'm no dummy. It was at this point that I said, "OK then, how about that one?" and she said, "Do you really want that one? It's only good if you want to link it with your twitter account."

(It was designed specifically with a big graphic up top that was a Follow Me On Twitter link)

So at that point it ended the way lots of our discussions do. With me telling her to just pick one and surprise me.

Now, I should mention that I do have good taste. You can see an example of such taste within the following picture.

I can explain that, I really can! Man, look how good she looks from behind! I know you're thinking "turn around" but trust me here, and I have many people who will back me up, this is how you should remember her.

Anyhow, I do have good taste while sober and have picked out things for my discriminating girlfriend that she adored such as shoes, furniture, jewelry, etc. But when I find myself going down the path she can't even see from her path I go ahead and leave it up to her. I trust her not to make me look stupid.

With my brand new layout and tens of trusty readers I was trying last night to figure how to motivate myself to write more. Then I was on facebook and left a comment for a friend that I enjoyed immensely and my new lame motivating technique was born.

I shall share that interaction and look to make some sort of similar attempt each day. Confused? Don't worry, just pretend like you're following along. Don't tell anyone, either, because the rest of us get it.

So with no further adieu, I give you today's facebook interaction of the day. Today. Though, it's from yesterday. That's using "day" too many times, isn't it? Aw, fuck it. Let's dance!

My friend Gracie said:

Live in Florida? Last night, around 9:30 pm, a fireball was sighted. I’m gathering information about the event and if you saw anything on Tuesday night or know someone who did, I would very much like to talk with you! Please forward if you can. Thank you!

My response:

I saw something last night. Not sure if it was the fireball. Did the fireball have boobies?

I'm starting to think it wasn't the fireball.

But again, let me know if the fireball had boobies. This will help me to know if it was the fireball.

It can't be, right? Fireballs don't have titties.

But still...Fireball titties! How cool would that be!!

I gotta go. Can't stop thinking about fireball titties.

Hope this helped.


Kid Dynamite said...

wicked gay. maybe you can change the font from Gray to Black to make it more readable and less gay?

SirFWALGMan said...

I like it except the CSS is screwed up in Firefox for the "Post a Comment" section.. the text is floating into the green...

SirFWALGMan said...

hmmm.. Actually it may be ok... except the button took so long to load the first time it came out as screwed up text... hmmm.. maybe I should clear my cache and try it again....

SirFWALGMan said...

Nah I don't like you that much. ;).

Joe Speaker said...

Ah, the intricacies and dangers of the Turn Around Game.

New template reminds me of an outfit I wore to a Spring Formal in college. Suspicious, but ultimately coming in a couple degrees south of jaunty.

DrChako said...

Fireball Titties is the name of my new punk band TYVM.