Officially Official

Damn you, people!

Why did you all have to start doing this stupid twitter thing?

I blame it on BG. All he ever does anymore is twitter. I can't keep up with him otherwise. Iggy? Twitters. Daddy? Twitters.

Hell, I wouldn't doubt that my long lost hairy Italian girl twitters. It's getting ridiculous.

So I went and created a twitter account. Did everyone else's cost $150?

I now have more than two totally gay outlets enabling you to track my life as I bang chicks, accept modeling contracts, and beat dolphins to death with my fists*.

*It's the only way to preserve the sweet, sweet dolphin juices for cooking!

Anyways, I'm here.

I hate you, people.