Sunday, August 17, 2008

Can't...Leave it...Alone...

It's a sickness.

Man drowns while swimming just days before he was to report to duty in THE NAVY!

My deepest sympathies to his family and friends, of course.


You've got to be kidding me here, right? You can't publish a story like that and expect me to overlook it, can you Do you not KWTFIA?

Far be it from me to point out the obvious here, but maybe he was more of an Army guy. I can't remember anything even remotely close to this epic fail since at least 1996 when NATO tried to strip me of my "Adonis" label, claiming reasons of "world peace."

Until a man dies crossing the street just days before his new job as a crossing guard, or a woman perishes in a house fire from unchanged detector batteries just weeks before a new gig as a smoke detector installer, then this guy will hold down the top spot on the Epic Fail list taped to my refrigerator.