Damn you, people!
Why did you all have to start doing this stupid twitter thing?
I blame it on BG. All he ever does anymore is twitter. I can't keep up with him otherwise. Iggy? Twitters. Daddy? Twitters.
Hell, I wouldn't doubt that my long lost hairy Italian girl twitters. It's getting ridiculous.
So I went and created a twitter account. Did everyone else's cost $150?
I now have more than two totally gay outlets enabling you to track my life as I bang chicks, accept modeling contracts, and beat dolphins to death with my fists*.
*It's the only way to preserve the sweet, sweet dolphin juices for cooking!
Anyways, I'm here.
I hate you, people.
4 comments:
Can we get t-shirts "I follow the Bracelet"
"I like Huge Junk Twitters"
Interesting idea...
I used to think making a mix tape was cool too.
I hope twitter does not get me.
I know it's hard to believe, but this makes the times when I'm sitting at the bar, alone, text messaging my girlfriend seem less gay.
But, I have unlimited text-messages, so I might just have to use this stupid service sometime. Reading blogs takes too much time.
Post a Comment