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When I was a teenager my parents told me I had to get a job. They weren't expecting me to make a killing or help support the family, the...

YOU GUYS!! You'll never believe what just happened to me. Well, my real friends will. Anyway I was just walking down the street, minding...

I saw this picture hanging out at the top of the Chive.com homepage... ...and I thought, for the briefest of moments, that there mig...

A few nights ago I attended a going away party. One of my wife's coworkers was moving out west in the morning and a shindig was being th...

So, uhhh... Hey. We'll just pretend like I've been writing here nonstop since 2005, and we'll also just go ahead and pretend...

Test one, test two. Syphillis. Syphillis.

I haven't posted in so long that the blogger interface looks like some sort of futuristic gaming device. AM I Q-BERT? The short answer...